Women, Murder, and Kitchens?

So...I have to do this six page paper in English class. And six is a big number. Fortunately it is about a pretty cool book called "And Then There Were None" a.k.a. "Ten Little Indians" a.k.a. "Ten Little something I am not allowed to say". It is about a murder mystery which is one of mrs gunnas favorite topics. I also saw this show she talks about called snapped. Its about women who kill people! Creepy stuff considering they had to leave the kitchen to commit the murders. I really didn't know that was possible.

Man calls police, he says: My wife got hit by a bus, I think she's dead.
Detective responds in awe: What is a bus doing in your kitchen.

So, our baseball team played our rival last night and we unfortunately lost. I didn't expect us to win but I also didn't expect us to lose because of one person. I understand that you win or lose as a team but a certain individual made 4 errors within the first three innings. After that they continued to strike out and screw our team over even more. A lot of people know how bad this person can play but for some crazy reason he doesn't get benched in favor of a better player. I'm guessing that he has to be bribing somebody because if I were coaching he'd be benched a long time ago.

NCAA TOURNEY CONT'D

In a continuation of last week, I am going to talk about a specific game from the NCAA tourney. On Saturday, West Virginia, a two seed, beat out the University of Kentucky, a one seed. I guess the only one to thank for that is Jesus himself. I cannot begin to explain how annoying a UK fan can be when their team has an average season; much less so when they have a good season. Although not all UK fans are this way, the ones that are, are pure evil. If you want to see what this is like, just combine the cockiest person in the world, with arrogance and a spasmodic nature. I don’t really blame them for their weirdness. None of them can help but jump onto a bandwagon. But as soon as things get rocky, they bring up the past and all the NCAA championships they won FOREVER AGO.

1. I would like to talk about….this years NCAA tournament in all its “bracket busting” glory. I am pretty sure that the only people, who have a remotely decent bracket, are the ones who know absolutely nothing about basketball. Everybody fills out a bracket. It is just plain American, like hot dogs. Even our president, Obama, filled out one. So far, this has pretty much been the most demoralizing tournament yet. The high seeds are simply having their way with the supposed “good teams” and then coming back for seconds. I really don’t know who the champions will be this year. But if the University of Kentucky wins, I will more than likely cry myself to sleep for awhile.

POLITICALLY INCORRECT

I just kinda realized how stupid people are who get all worked up about being politically correct. I am definately not a racist, but why do some black people expect to be called african american if they don't call white people caucasian americans? That is just dumb. I do not get offended by the word white by any means. How is the word black any worse? Another problem is people who are angered by greeters at businesses using the greeting merry christmas around the holidays. Being politically correct is a nice skill set to have, but it is not always a necessity. People need to lighten up and not constantly try to find reasons to sue everybody. Its just plain bad. BAD BAD BAD! GO BUSH!!!

USA!

I guess that today I'm going to be super duper nationalistic. The United States, being the most awesomest place ever, came out on top of the 2010 Winter Olympics with 37 medals! That jjust so happens to be the most of any winter olympics! All I can really say is that the score is US=1 North Korea, Iran, China, and Al Gore=0. There isnt that much to explain really, team USA is just more awesomer than everywhere else. I truly believe that George would back me up on this display of patriotismatic behavior.

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 12, 2008

There's my proof. That man has been IN the Bible. How much awesome can one man have? I can tell you what the answer is. Nobody can have more awesomeness that George can...never!

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

(In case anyone is wondering, this is the George W. Bush Quote which was shown at the beginning of the movie stepbrothers.)

I guess that today I am going to talk about conspiracy theroies. I can't believe that some people actually think that George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that he could go to war. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Others actually think that the government blew the towers themselves. That might actually be dumber than the first one. These are the same things that people accused FDR of when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. They thought that FDR chose not to stop it. Honestly people, even though alot of politicians are really really messed up, most of them dont condemn lots of people to die, except for the ones who support abortion.

Ohhhhh snap gotcha there Al Gore. And by the way, how's global warming doin'? Oh yeah, its one of the coldest winters we have had in the past decade. Hmmmm, that's kind of counter productive isn't it Mr. Gore.