"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

(In case anyone is wondering, this is the George W. Bush Quote which was shown at the beginning of the movie stepbrothers.)

I guess that today I am going to talk about conspiracy theroies. I can't believe that some people actually think that George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that he could go to war. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Others actually think that the government blew the towers themselves. That might actually be dumber than the first one. These are the same things that people accused FDR of when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. They thought that FDR chose not to stop it. Honestly people, even though alot of politicians are really really messed up, most of them dont condemn lots of people to die, except for the ones who support abortion.

Ohhhhh snap gotcha there Al Gore. And by the way, how's global warming doin'? Oh yeah, its one of the coldest winters we have had in the past decade. Hmmmm, that's kind of counter productive isn't it Mr. Gore.