Women, Murder, and Kitchens?

So...I have to do this six page paper in English class. And six is a big number. Fortunately it is about a pretty cool book called "And Then There Were None" a.k.a. "Ten Little Indians" a.k.a. "Ten Little something I am not allowed to say". It is about a murder mystery which is one of mrs gunnas favorite topics. I also saw this show she talks about called snapped. Its about women who kill people! Creepy stuff considering they had to leave the kitchen to commit the murders. I really didn't know that was possible.

Man calls police, he says: My wife got hit by a bus, I think she's dead.
Detective responds in awe: What is a bus doing in your kitchen.

So, our baseball team played our rival last night and we unfortunately lost. I didn't expect us to win but I also didn't expect us to lose because of one person. I understand that you win or lose as a team but a certain individual made 4 errors within the first three innings. After that they continued to strike out and screw our team over even more. A lot of people know how bad this person can play but for some crazy reason he doesn't get benched in favor of a better player. I'm guessing that he has to be bribing somebody because if I were coaching he'd be benched a long time ago.

NCAA TOURNEY CONT'D

In a continuation of last week, I am going to talk about a specific game from the NCAA tourney. On Saturday, West Virginia, a two seed, beat out the University of Kentucky, a one seed. I guess the only one to thank for that is Jesus himself. I cannot begin to explain how annoying a UK fan can be when their team has an average season; much less so when they have a good season. Although not all UK fans are this way, the ones that are, are pure evil. If you want to see what this is like, just combine the cockiest person in the world, with arrogance and a spasmodic nature. I don’t really blame them for their weirdness. None of them can help but jump onto a bandwagon. But as soon as things get rocky, they bring up the past and all the NCAA championships they won FOREVER AGO.

1. I would like to talk about….this years NCAA tournament in all its “bracket busting” glory. I am pretty sure that the only people, who have a remotely decent bracket, are the ones who know absolutely nothing about basketball. Everybody fills out a bracket. It is just plain American, like hot dogs. Even our president, Obama, filled out one. So far, this has pretty much been the most demoralizing tournament yet. The high seeds are simply having their way with the supposed “good teams” and then coming back for seconds. I really don’t know who the champions will be this year. But if the University of Kentucky wins, I will more than likely cry myself to sleep for awhile.

POLITICALLY INCORRECT

I just kinda realized how stupid people are who get all worked up about being politically correct. I am definately not a racist, but why do some black people expect to be called african american if they don't call white people caucasian americans? That is just dumb. I do not get offended by the word white by any means. How is the word black any worse? Another problem is people who are angered by greeters at businesses using the greeting merry christmas around the holidays. Being politically correct is a nice skill set to have, but it is not always a necessity. People need to lighten up and not constantly try to find reasons to sue everybody. Its just plain bad. BAD BAD BAD! GO BUSH!!!

USA!

I guess that today I'm going to be super duper nationalistic. The United States, being the most awesomest place ever, came out on top of the 2010 Winter Olympics with 37 medals! That jjust so happens to be the most of any winter olympics! All I can really say is that the score is US=1 North Korea, Iran, China, and Al Gore=0. There isnt that much to explain really, team USA is just more awesomer than everywhere else. I truly believe that George would back me up on this display of patriotismatic behavior.

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 12, 2008

There's my proof. That man has been IN the Bible. How much awesome can one man have? I can tell you what the answer is. Nobody can have more awesomeness that George can...never!

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

(In case anyone is wondering, this is the George W. Bush Quote which was shown at the beginning of the movie stepbrothers.)

I guess that today I am going to talk about conspiracy theroies. I can't believe that some people actually think that George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that he could go to war. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Others actually think that the government blew the towers themselves. That might actually be dumber than the first one. These are the same things that people accused FDR of when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. They thought that FDR chose not to stop it. Honestly people, even though alot of politicians are really really messed up, most of them dont condemn lots of people to die, except for the ones who support abortion.

Ohhhhh snap gotcha there Al Gore. And by the way, how's global warming doin'? Oh yeah, its one of the coldest winters we have had in the past decade. Hmmmm, that's kind of counter productive isn't it Mr. Gore.

SNOW?

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

I think today I am going to depart from talking about Mr. Bush to discuss SNOW DAYS. Lately my school has had alot of them. For some reason, even though the earth is "warming", we've been getting more snow than usual in Kentucky. I guess snow days are pretty darn cool. The snow breaks we have had lately were like mini spring breaks without the beach or girls in tiny bathing suits. We've basicaly missed two weeks strait due to the snow, and I kinda' wish we hadn't. The whole lack of school part is cool, but the whole lack of summer part isn't. The way we're going, we might not have any summer break. Basicaly all I have to do on snow days is play basketball at church and watch it on TV. Considering I don't like UK, it gets old. I know that pretty much 85% of Kentuckians are in absolute love with the University of Kentucky but personally, I like Vanderbilt and Louisville. By the way, Louisville just so happened to beat Syracuse which is pretty epic considering the circumstances. I guess that about wraps up whats on my mind. Go George Walker Bush!

WHY?

For some crazy reason my last post was deleted. I have no real idea why but I guess I'll have to double the recipe this week to make up for it. I think that this time I'm going to talk about the environment.
I know that saving the baby seals is good and all but I'm sorry to say that if losing some seals saves me money on gas that's fine with me. I really don't buy into the whole "global warming" coo. I'm pretty sure that it isn't very reliable. I mean for goodness sake, twenty years ago our major scientists believed we were going into another ice age and now they think that we are all going to burn.
In reality they just can't accept that their lifes work is WRONG. Recently they officially changed it from GLOBAL WARMING to GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE. This being because in their twisted logic, the world is becoming so hot that it is turning cold.
Personally, I guess that conservation is good but some og this stuff is just wussifying america. People don't even spank their kids anymore. That is the reason that crime is increasing. Kids grow up never getting in trouble and they think that they wont have to answer for their actions. WHY America...WHY?!?

War

"This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada." -George W. Bush, Calgary, Canada, March 17, 2009

Hello all, I think that this time I am going to talk about the war on Terror. I know this is a sensitive subject for a lot of people. Ince I talked to someone who said that the war was stupid and we should pull out because her uncle was in the military. I understand that no one wants their loved ones to be in danger but, they wouldn't be in the military if they didn't plan on being involved in war.

Another problem is people who say that we shouldn't be in Iraq at all. Although Iraq was not part of the original plan, our involvement in their predicament has allowed the Iraqui people to become free from Sadam Hussein. He used nerve and mustard gas against them regularly and massacred more of his own people than Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin.

Our involvement in the middle east has paved the way for freedom to millions of people who don't fully understand it. I hope that Americans realize this so that they can give our troops the support they deserve.

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

In this exciting entry of Curious George, I am going to talk about certain people using the term stupid when describing Mr. W. As you can tell by most of the famous Bush quotes, Geroge is not the best public speaker in the world. But, public speaking is not a measure of a man's intelligence. He is absolutely not stupid. George W. Bush graduated from YALE with HONORS. That doesnt sound like something that a "stupid" person could achieve. People may not like the decisions that he made because they think that he created an economic crisis. What everyone overlooks is what he prevented. How many times were we attacked during the Bush administration after september eleventh 2001? The answer is ZERO! Terrorists understood that Bush had experience and knew how to take controll of the matter at hand and keep America safe. Successful attempts to attack America didn't begin again until this year. Nothing against our current president but he doesn't understand how to crack down on security like Bush did. With the economy his main focus, a Nigerian extremist was nearly able to terrorize America. While this is not president Obama's fault, Alkaida and other organizations realize that he will not put full effort into anti-terror tactics as Bush did. I am not a political analist. This is simply food for thought from someone who doesn't understand why America fully embraces a president for seven years, but throws them to the curb during their last year of office. That's pretty "stupid" of you, America.

I would like to change the direction of my blog for a short period of time. For some reason pople have given my buddy George a very hard time about his presidency. Before i get more in depth with my stories of him as a superhero, I would like to adress how effective of a president he actually was. He obviously did make some mistakes, but everyone does. He also kept us safe. For maybe two or three more postings, I will be talking about George and my reasoning for supporting him. Yes, there will still be a Bush quote of the day.

George vs The School

"Some days we just need to ask the question is our children learning."
-GWB

George W. decided to take a brake from his hard work at the Bush Cave to fight crime. He thought the school Board was corrupt and decided to attack before they could attack him. He ran to the nearest school and had his secret servive take the principal hostage. As George began to personally interrogate the principal, he realized that the principal was actually his enemy AL GORE in disguise. He lept across the room and grabbed the tied up Gore by the neck, tackling him to the ground. He began to scream an then...Tune in next time to find out what happens!